Friends! Romans! Countrymen! It's OVER 9000!!!
- This week on the OAFEnet Email Update, a serious case of the win!! The highlight of your life begins now!!
- To start, we had a special two-pack that you just can't pass up! Joe Friday on, son!
- To continue, a serious contender with a nasty habit of flip-flopping!!
- Say hello to my... little friends.
- When most of us start looking a little green, we have to visit the doctor. But in the case of this bad boy, or bad girl, getting green means REAL ULTIMATE POWER!
- In the world of the Transformers, there's only one Autobot you can always count on to sound incredibly serious and pretentious at even the worst of times (i.e. Revenge of the Fallen)
- Starving people in the world? Don't be bothered by them when you can purchase an incredibly expensive, overpriced near-naked statue of one of the DC universe's biggest charisma vacuums!!
- Who's the ghost with the most? Hell if I know!!
