Last week the world champion of cluelessness, Michael Bay, said that in his reboot TMNT movie, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would not actually be mutant turtles, but rather an alien race. Naturally, this has the fans freaking right the hell out. Because it's easy to forget that Michael Bay says a lot of stupid things without thinking about them first.
To cleanse your palate, here are some turtles that are definitely mutants, in a stop-motion re-creation of the original cartoon opening:
And just in case you've forgotten what the original looked like, here it is for comparison: