It's a been a while since we actually pointed out our birthday, but as of August 20, 2018, the site will be 16 years old - in other words, it's now legal to drive. Two more years until you can make sex at it, though.
In that time, we've posted 5,204 reviews, covering more than 7,800 figures - and that's not even counting the hundreds and hundreds of things covered in Rustin's 200+ Spoils of the Week! Each review is packed with more information than you can find anywhere else - no fill-in-the-blank, cookie-cutter reviews here. We've reviewed everything from the newest thing on shelves to the oldest thing in our toyboxes.
But we've also given you much more than that. Only at OAFEnet can you find Points of Articulation, the column that takes an in-depth look at issues affecting the toy industry, whether good or bad. You can get a laugh over in our Figuretoons, or argue the finer points of... well, pretty much anything on the Loafing Lounge. OAFEnet is your one-stop source for online action figure entertainment, and your #1 source for toy reviews.
But it wouldn't be possible without all of you coming here and reading us every day. Well, it would be possible, it would just be pointless: we'd still have the best reviews anywhere, but without you as our audience, we'd just be shouting into the void. OAFE isn't just five reviewers, it's your site too. So thanks for being here!
Now don't forget to send us a birthday card. And like a grandma, be sure to put $5 inside it.
