The White House is a favorite target for destruction

Posted on November 4, 2025 by OAFE

Yesterday was Godzilla Day, so enjoy this call to direct action:

Catalog image of Godzilla Battles Biollante in Washington DC mini playset. It's a fold-open version of Godzilla's head, with a tiny diorama and figurines inside. The features are all labeled: * The Pentagon Splits Open as Biollante Emerges from the Earth Attached to his Root Stump * The Lincoln Memorial Flips Upside Down to Become a Missile Launching Arsenal! * The White House is a Favorite Target for Destruction! * Knock Down the Washinton * Water Surface Lifts up for Under Water Battle Action * Attack from the Sky with the F-15 Fighter Jet * Stomp the Federal Reserve Building into the Pavement! And Set it Up Again! * Demolish the Capitol Building with a Single Swipe of Godzilla's Powerful Tail.

The Lincoln Memorial does flip upside down to become a missile launching arsenal! That's why you're not allowed underneath it. They say it's because of limestone decay, but this is the truth. The truth They don't want you to know!

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4 Responses to The White House is a favorite target for destruction

  1. My Common Sense is Tingling says:
    November 4, 2025 at 6:03 pm

    Knock Down the Washington

    #RootStump

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    • yo go re says:
      November 4, 2025 at 11:36 pm

      Guess they couldn't remember if it was a Monument or a Memorial and decided to play it safe by not calling it anything at all...

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  2. ridureyu says:
    November 4, 2025 at 9:30 pm

    Biollante... HIS root stump?!?!?

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