So while you're waiting for Star Trek: Into Darkness to open next week, you can enjoy this:
Someone took an old kids' audiobook of Star Trek: The Motion Picture and used the audio to retell the story with action figures standing in for the cast. No longer is the story long and interminable! At last you can remember what the heck happened in the movie!
That's the first time I've actually been able to understand what happened in that movie. What a mess it was. Sure, I got the whole Vger was the Voyager converted for "evil," but beyond that, "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" was quite a mess.