This is God.
The world is now ending. Make peace with your creator.
As many of you well know, the OAFE Anniversary Contest is now over, and all the prizes have been awarded to some lucky, lucky sons! Check it out over on the Anniversary Page, where you can still see all of those recent nifty bits of news and such! http://www.oafe.net/year.html
From last week, we saw one of those Star Trek geek toys for geeks get reviewed. Put your inhalors down and read it again - http://www.oafe.net/rustin/stosysk.html
From those wonderful fellows at Palisades Toys comes the next breed of Swedish Chef - separated from the playset, he does what he does best - makes a huge mess of himself. http://www.oafe.net/yo/mupccsc.html
Rustin has done a nifty job on his review of Twighlight Frodo and the Ringwraiths. But I can't think of a comment for this one. Purple Monkey Dishwasher. http://www.oafe.net/rustin/aometwifro.html
Yes, everyone begin cheering, Shocka's actually written a new review!!! Clearly, the world IS ending! http://www.oafe.net/yo/matbatzip.html
Wait, no, that was one of yo's reviews, for the Zipline Batman. Whoops. Feast your vile jellies on my latest review, Gollum, including hidden pornographic images!! http://www.oafe.net/shocka/lotrgollum.html
Before we get into this week's preview, some little fellas want your attention! One is blind but ass-kicking, the other is hot but suspiciously uncurvy - they're both minimates! http://www.oafe.net/yo/mmmdde.html
In this week's preview, this is one BIG guy who's really NAUGHTY! So naughty, he weilds a BIG WHIP and he's ready to SPANK the good guys off his MIGHTY BRIDGE!! http://www.oafe.net/rustin/aomebalrog.html
In the meantime, I, God, wish you all a good week, until I rain hybrid gopher-giraffes on your pitiful human cities! Mwahahahahahaaa!!!