J. Jonah Jameson addendum

Posted on February 25, 2026 by OAFE

Panel 1: J Jonah Jameson sits in his office, reading a paper Caption: 12 years ago. Peter Parker (off-panel): Oh man, thanks Mr. Jameson! You won't regret this! JJJ: Harumph! We'll see about that. Now get the hell out, I've got a newspaper to run! Panel 2: Peter rushes out of the office as Robbie Robertson comes in. Peter: Yes sir! I'm gonna blow your socks off with my next batch of pics! Robbie: Uh, hey Jonah. Afternoon meeting has been moved to the board room... Panel 3: Robbie looks out of the office while Jonah fold the newspaper away. At the receptionist desk, Peter is talking to Betty Brant. Robbie: Was that Peter-- JJJ: --Parker. The new freelance shooter. Robbie: Geez, Jonah, he's what, 15? 16? Panel 4: Robbie continues to look out the door, while Jonah turns to his computer. Robbie: I know you like his pictures, but they're amateur hour. The photo department isn't too pleased... Did you contact his parents at least? Do a check on him? JJJ: I'm not an idiot, Robbie, of course I did. And if the pics aren't up to snuff, we won't buy them. The kid just... Panel 5: Jonah pensively reads an old Daily Bugle article on his computer. The headline reads "Home Invasion Turns to Murder. Queens resident Benjamin Parker gunned down in robbery gone wrong." Panel 6: Jonah turns to look out the door as well. JJJ: ...the kid just needs some help.

Good Guy Jonah!

Anyway, here's the paper the toy comes with:

Wilson Fisk
Criminal Past?
Dirty Money: Page 4

Oscorp:
Not Guilty of Fraud
Full Trial Coverage: Page 9

Spider-Sham!
Masked Miscreant Menaces Manhattan

Cat Burglar at Large!
Queens area threatened by a rash of burglaries. Multiple witnesses claim to have seen a white haired woman dressed in black leaving the scene.

Mysterio Back Behind Bars!
Quentin Beck was apprehended on Saturday Night. He awaits trial at Rykers Island.

"Electro" Speaks Out
Former electrical engineer and career criminal Maxwell Dillon is set to tell all in a Daily Bugle exclusive interview. Over the next few weeks, The Bugle will publish a 3 part series that will take a deep look at the man behind the lightning and why he is claiming, "Spider-Man made me do it!" Next week, we discuss Maxwell's humble beginnings and what went wrong after a fateful accident at the power lines changed his life forever.

Spider-Borg Sighting!
Could our city's webbed nuisance actually be an android? Reports of a cybernetic vigilante adorned in an alltoo familiar red and blue costume have been flooding the Daily Bugle's mailbag. Is this a robotic rip-off? Or have we uncovered a startling secret of NYC's resident wall crawler?

NELSON AND MURDOCK
Attorneys at Law
New York City

EMPIRE STATE UNIVERSITY
Apply Now

What a ton of detail to include! We get references to Kingpin, Norman Osborn, Spider-Man (of course), Black Cat, Mysterio, Electro, Cyborg Spider-Man, Daredevil, and more. And notice, all those characters are also available in the Retro line, which, given the huge cast Spider-Man interacts with, had to have been an intentional choice. We see you, unknown designer, and your clever work has not gone unappreciated!

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