Author Archives: Shocka

Vintage '80s MotU Draego-Man

Posted on June 25, 2012 by Shocka

Today we reviewed the Four Horsemen's new Masters of the Universe character, Draego-Man. Since he was invented for the MotU Classics line, he doesn't have a vintage equivalent to compare him to. But if you're wondering what he may have … Continue reading →

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Xevoz Series 5: Glacier Scout

Posted on February 10, 2012 by Shocka

Toy Fair starts tomorrow. You know what we won't get to see there? Xevoz. This poor fellow, who either would have been called Glacier Scout or Arctic Tracker, has never been seen in physical form - just the two pieces … Continue reading →

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Xevoz custom - Crow Magnate

Posted on January 4, 2012 by Shocka

Hey! Remember eMummy's custom Xevoz designs? Remember how they were done? Well surprise/Happy New Year, because he's back with a new one! That's KILLER! He can be a full scarecrow, a full scary crow, or any level of combination in … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Harry Potter toys NECA should have made

Posted on July 14, 2011 by Shocka

One of the key differences between J.K. Rowling's fascinating, popular franchise Harry Potter and other fads born from children's franchises, like, say, Twilight, is that Harry Potter is actually really good. Rowling created a world of fascinating characters, both likeable … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Valve action figures NECA should make

Posted on June 12, 2011 by Shocka

Last week E3 happened, and there were lots of people going nuts over the unveiling on Nintendo's new console, and a new Halo, and blah blah blah. The real announcement is that everyone's favourite toy company, NECA, has acquired the … Continue reading →

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Xevoz Series 5: Rollercop

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Shocka

Let's get silly! Like the Scarabushi we showed you last year, this figure didn't have any control art, but lucky for us, when Xevoz designer Ben Hitmar shared this picture, he also gave it a name. What do you call … Continue reading →

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Doctor Who Auton addendum

Posted on October 19, 2010 by Shocka

Hello, crackers! Shocka here. I'm doing the shitty little plastic man from Doctor Who today, the Auton. And though it has nothing (directly) to do with that review, I've got a piece to say about the direction of the show. … Continue reading →

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Xevoz customs - part 16

Posted on September 19, 2010 by Shocka

Well this was quick! eMummy is back with more custom Xevoz designs! "Gangsta Raptor." Oi. That's just PAINFUL! Bad puns are bad. I'm just not feeling this guy. His "gangsta" parts would have been good "joke" parts on a different … Continue reading →

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OAFEnet Email Update for Thursday, June 17

Posted on June 17, 2010 by Shocka

Friends! Romans! Countrymen! It's OVER 9000!!!

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OAFEnet Email Update for Thursday, May 27

Posted on May 27, 2010 by Shocka

HEY HEY HEY!! IT'S THE OAFENET EMAIL UPDATE!!! Are you excited? You should be!! This week's update is brought to you by our letters "F" and "K"!

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